Friday, July 31, 2009

A Bunch of Stupid Questions by Kimber

Welcome to the July 30th version of Thursday Thunks!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by
Kimber, the number 14 (we pronounce this Fauxteen LOL!) and the color of life.
(2 questions by Ber, figure out which 2.) I have no clue.

1. You are in an enclosed space with a group of friends. Elevator, auto, small room, etc.. You fart and it really stinks. Do you take credit for it or do you play along with the questioning of who did it?

are they good friends?

2. You are locked in a room sitting at a desk with just a piece of paper and a purple crayon. What do you draw?

Why the purple people eater of course!

3. Do you ever pee in the shower?

No that is what the potty is for! The radio recently had this discussion - it was quite the topic.

4. Have you bought, sold or got rid of something on Craigslist?

No I can't figure that list out.

5. You are in a convenience store. In the line in front of you is a drunk guy trying to purchase more alcohol. The cashier tells him they cannot sell it to him because he is obviously already intoxicated. He gets belligerent. The cashier is scared. What do you do?

call the cops

6. While shopping for produce, do you "sample" before you buy (i.e. grapes)?

no unless at the outdoor market where they are giving you a sample of it trying to entice you to buy. I admit I have got hooked on some fruits this way :)

7. You are walking down the street and there is a toddler sitting on a bench by themselves in front of a store - do you just keep walking?

Nooooooooo help the little one!

8. Have you looked up an old friend and/or lover online?

Yes but I am afraid to "talk" to them cause we parted on not good terms, she knows where I am too and has "talked" with my dd so I know she knows I am there too...

9. You are nearly in a car/auto accident. Do you freak out, follow the person who nearly caused it & talk to them or just keep going?

I just keep going probably muttering or yelling in my car but oh no never follow them, I sat on a jury for a road rage case and it was horrific what the person did to the other driver...oh no never chase and confront!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

God's Messenger

A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min. The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.'

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.. The Marine went back to his se at and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.'

The classroom erupted in cheers

Thursday, July 23, 2009

The number 22 and road kill....Ewwwwww

Welcome to the July 23rd version of Thursday Thunks! Where we make you think a little bit before you blog! This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the number 22 and the color of the last road kill you saw. Ewwwww!

1. You walk into a store and the cashier is being held up by a robber. The robber's accomplice is dead on the floor at your feet with a shotgun laying next to him. The robber does not see you, but the cashier does - what do you do? grab the shotgun then depends on what store and how much money I think they have....shoot, call the cops or hold them up myself...such a dilema!!!

2. We go to an ice cream shop for an ice cream cone. You say you are buying and I am going to stay in the car. You ask me what I want and I say "surprise me", what kind of ice cream cone am I going to get? hmmm depends on what ice cream place if it is Friendly's your getting Butter Crunch on a sugar cone, if it is soft serve probably a twist and if it is the 58 Twister you are getting soft serve twist with peanut butter dunk! OMGosh delicious! Now I have to go get one see you in a few minutes!

3. You have a dream that your co-worker, friend or whoever is hit by a garbage truck after they back into a ladder with a black cat on it. The next day you see that person standing by a ladder with a black cat on it and there is a garbage truck driving down the road.... what do you do?

ok back from the ice cream
hmmmm I had a premonition that was going to happen and pretty soon he will be SPLAT!

4. What is the most money you've won on a lottery or scratch off ticket? $500 on a single ticket a long time ago. I like those peel tab tickets though and we have won good some nights but lost BIG other times. They are addictive!

5. A neighbor kid down the street comes to your door and offers to wash all of your windows outside for $10 - do you have him do it? hell yeah I live on the second story and anyone else having to deal with the ladder is wayyyyy mo' betta than me! I might even tip him if there is no streaks!

6. Go to Google Images.
Type in the name of the last movie you saw. Post the first picture that comes up.
Oh yeah baby we went to the 11:59 PM showing last Tuesday! Would do it again in a heartbeat and am waiting for the IMAX version to come so I can see it again!

7. Your local animal shelter calls you and says there are 3 dogs that need an immediate foster home for 3 days. If you do not accept, the dogs are put down that day. Do you take them in?
Nope sorry
8. What is the messiest room in your home?
My bedroom on account of my husband! irritates me!

9. Have you ever been to a wedding that participated in a strange tradition that you had never heard of? yes

10. Name one sport that you just don't get.
GOLF! hit the damn ball as far away from you as you can to start out, then go search for it. AND if you want it in the little hole with the flag at the end why do you put water holes and sand in that stuff is for the beach! Give me a chair and a nice cool drink and I am good to go cept for all those folls hitting that ball around just so they can go searching for it again!

11. What was the last email that came into your inbox about?
A comment on my craft blog post from my bestess bud HRH!

12. Have you ever purchased anything from a sex shop?
Extra points if you tell us what it was....
who needs extra points I am already passing :) You'll have to guess and I won't tell anyway so don't bother with the guessing.

13. Go back to that Google Images link... type in the last food item that you ate. Post the 2nd picture it comes up with.
you have to click here cause this post won't let me put a picture in here only at the top and well that doesn't make sense you know! On a side note this isn't what I ate but google apparently doesn't discern between regular and strawberry Ho Ho's! Have to say nice painting though!

14. Got any bumper stickers on your vehicle?
What are they?
I did on my first car though and it said
"where the heck is Wall Drug"
and my dd had one on her old car siad
"say Ya to the UP, eh"
took us awhile to know what the heck that meant LOL!

15. What meme question do you wish was never asked again? nothing so far they are ok and a great time out during my day :)

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Heterochromia, A Haunted Earth and The Dungeon

Welcome to the July 16th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!
This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by
Kimber, the number 15 and the color of windows.

1. Do you know anyone with heterochromia? Yes I do.
Does it freak you out or do you think it's interesting? I find it interesting to look at.

2. Should a 5th face be added to Mount Rushmore? NO If so, who? I said NO.

3. If you could live on any planet other than earth, which one would you choose and why?
No I don't think I want to live on any other planet.

4. We're going to spend the night at a reportedly haunted location, are you going with us? haunted as in ghosts moving around and people acting all crazy looking for them? Nope, No thank you! Now I have slept in a hotel that supposedly is haunted but I never heard or felt anything ghostly!
If so, which reportedly haunted place are we going? Not going I told you!

5. Did you play The Queen's Meme this week? If so, was it fair of The Queen to put Berleen in the dungeon by association with Kimber? (We all know Kimber deserved it, but Berleen?!) Never heard of The Queen's Meme so nope I didn't play. I get picked on through Guilt by Associaton all the time...Berleen, you'll live :)

6. What color is the towel(s) hanging in your bathroom?
The hand towel is green and white - ugly! I need new towels. I keep my tye-dye(aka bleach mishap) bath sheet on a hook behind my door in the bedroom.

7. Tell us something funny that happened to you recently.
nothing lately -I need something funny cause life is too serious and dissapointing right now!

8. We just bought you a cow. Do you kill it & grill it, feed it & milk it, or sell it?
I think we shall have us a feast!

9. It's 115 degrees outside (46 degrees Celsius), are you able to go without Air Conditioning?
I am sure I am ABLE to but why would I WANT to?

10. When you visit the zoo do you wonder which animal tastes better with a bit of butter & spices? OMGosh no that is just cruel!

11. Dog ate your homework/work papers. Does it crap out Shakespeare, quantum physics, or just crap? I do not have a dog so whose damn dog ate my work? They better come clean up after it!

12. We are taking you to a broadway show, what are we going to see? Oh Gosh there are so many I would love to see - probably the Lion King - I hear the costumes are amazing!

13. Gunshots in your neighborhood. Pop, pop, pop. Do you go out to take a look, or hide?
Duhhhh tis best to keep one's eyes open when shooting you have a better chance of hitting the target! Oh wait you aren't saying I am the one shooting then? I am probably still looking!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Bringing scratch & sniff stickers to your graduation party

Time for the Thursday Thunks...This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by
Berleen, the number 141 and the color of your underwear. (what?!?!?!)

1. Do you tend to have a guilty conscious?
Don't you have to do something guilty to have a guilty conscious?

2. Do you still have your wisdom teeth?
No they came out one year over Christmas Break.

3. Peanut Butter - creamy or crunchy?
Well I like both - depends on what you are using it for.

4. Get up off your butt. Take 5 steps. Which leg did you start out on?
Get up? You have got to be kidding me!
ok I did and I started on the right foot. So now you have to figure out if I mean the "right" foot or the "right" foot to start out on! ROFL...great now I have to pick myself up off the floor!

5. What color is your favorite kitchen utensil?

6. Did you watch the Michael Jackson memorial/funeral?

Nope I was working.

7. Do you know anyone who graduated from
high school this year?
Were you invited to their graduation party? Did you go?
Yes, Yes, No

8. White with black stripes or black with white stripes?
ummm aren't they the same?!?!

9. If we were to call your 6th grade teacher, what would they say about you?
hmmm I had several teachers in 6th grade - we changed classes for things at that level. I guess it would depend on which one you asked.

10. Can you draw a perfect circle?
Can you?

11. What was your favorite scratch & sniff sticker scent?
I don't really care for any of them.

12. What does your sibling do for a living?
they are my sibling isn't that enough? It a full time job for them just being related to the best sibling in the world you know :)

13. How many light switches and electrical outlets are in the room that you are in right now? is the multi purpose room!

14. Do you know sign language?

15. Do you step on cracks in the sidewalk?
hmm where I walk to there aren't sidewalks...maybe I ought to get on the village about that!

16. And the sheets on your bed look like....?
rumpled ;)

17. What is something that everyone else has, but you don't?
Everyone else? I don't know if there is something EVERYONE else has that I don't but I can think of several things they might have that I don't like an appendix! HA HA

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Double Thunking

Thursday Thunk time - I am a week late on this one so today you get a 2-fer this week and last weeks :) Here we go...............

Last week's Thursday Thunk questions:

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the number 1559 and the color calico. What exactly is the color calico?

1. Someone knocks at your door. You answer it. It's a kid from the local school selling candy bars for a fundraiser. Do you buy one? Well on the off chance that someone found my door to knock on I would probably buy one cause we are pretty well hidden from typical neighbors :)

2. The end of the world is tomorrow and you are out of milk - do you go buy some? Nope I don't drink milk! I think I 'd buy some rum though :)

3. Have you ever picked up the phone and called someone that you hadn't talked to in years? I am sure I have at some point but not lately.

4. Whats on your computer desktop background? Why the Castle at Disney of course!

5. What was the very first movie you saw in a movie theater? hmmm I have no idea what the first in a theater was but at the drive in it was Bambi, a group of girls in the back of the van in our ppj's for a friends b-day party. Her dad was a brave man to take us all!

6. If you had to take a 10th grade science test, do you think you would pass? I think so but I am not dissecting anything!

7. Describe heaven. the most beautiful place one could ever imagine time a gazillion more - I can't wait to get there!

8. Has a place that you lived ever been infested with some sort of insect or rodent?
Yep and that is why we have traps and sprays!

9. When you were a youngin', did you hide in the clothes racks at department stores? Was I supposed to stop when I grew up?

10. Is there anything in your vehicle that is broken? Yeah my stinkin' speaker up front is shot and it annoys the dickens out of me! Thank goodness I married the mechanic right? Not! I don't think it is high on the Fix It list at the moment.

11. What is something in your house that people would be surprise to find? All the exercise equipment - sure can't tell by looking at me that it is even used! Wait... Round is a shape right?

12. Do you agree with the death penalty? Mixed emotions on this one.

13. Whats your favorite type of bear? My favorite bear was Christopher he was a snuggly panda who sadly was attacked by mice while in storage...poor poor Christopher.

14. Where was the last place you went? I am still here - work :(

15. What if that person knocking at your door earlier was an adult selling candy bars... would you buy one? hmmm, depends on the cause and who they were :) I imagine it is CHOCOLATE you know!!!!!!!!!!

This week's Thursday Thunks...

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by
Kimber, the number 14 and the color of your mother's hair dye. I think she is no longer using dye :) She is beautiful without it.

1. When you close a door, do you close it quick and just let it slam or do you hold the knob and slowly shut it tight? HA HA am I in a good mood or a bad mood? What time of day is it? What door are you talking about - some slam way better than others you know - rattle the whole house! LOL

2.Train A is moving at 60 miles an hour. Train B is moving at 22 miles an hour. They will pass each other at X time. Now what color shoes are you wearing when train A derails? what? - who cares? am I on the train?

3. What if M&M's grew on trees? What color M&M tree would you have? PINK!

4. How many petals on a flower does it take to make it the perfect bloom? hmmm - idk

5. I took you to spend $421.67 on you, what did we spend that money on? Rubber Stamps and Paper and Ribbon!

6. If you were a squash, what type of squash would you be? spaghetti cause I am a little stringy sometimes I spose.

7. Have you ever gotten a wrong number call and ended up talking to the person for longer than 5 minutes? yep and even went on a date once - NEVER AGAIN! that was a total disaster!

8. Why haven't you joined Berleen & Kimber at Insanity Cafe yet? Do we stink? I have no clue with it is - I will check it out later...I promise!

9. Now for one of Ber's questions back when TT was brand new... Shampoo bottles say lather, rinse, repeat... do you? what has back when TT was brand new have to do with Shampoo? I lather with one kind and then a second kind so in a sense repeating.

10. It's July, the year is half over. Do you see it as "whew that part is over" or best is yet to come? I keep hoping the best is yet to come - the first half has kinda sucked!

11. Why do you do the Thursday Thunks meme? because it amuses me and makes me thunk on senseless things and forget some of my troubles for a I think my friends like to read the nonsense too at times LOL!

Ok geez now I have a thunking headache so see you later!